Happy St. Patricks Week!

The Monday Morning Macarana

Every Monday in College the students consume vast quantities of Coffee viewing this through my eyelids (the coffee serves a purpose) I took some quick notes about the dance steps that the cycle of coffee dependence takes... I have constructed a simple diagram which explains this... WARNING: The wiggling of hips may cause injury.

Filler #1

I couldn't think of a good idea for a webcomic this week so here is some filler.
I realise it was somewhat pessimistic to call this Filler #1!

Recycling your newspaper:- The Samurai Theory

Only through battle can the true master of the free newspaper be found.

The return of the newspaper.

What the hell is he talking about?
And Unreal Tournament is now available for anyone with broadband. Or a hell of a lot of time on their hands!
More news when I have sorted out my UT server.

Battlefield 2 Guide Part 3: The C4 Charge.

Do you want to die in an overly dramatic way? Do you want to make your opponents terrified of their own armour?
Then you need The C4 Charge!
Cooking instructions:
Take one small and excedingly lively vehicle:

Get an unhealthily large number of explosive packages.

Add Liberally.

Find the nearest enemy tank.

Apply at great speed with absolutely no caution.Enjoy your C4 kills with a cold glass of Bacardi.

Sorry about the image quality this week but I posted from a college computer which had no Photoshop or GIMP :*(

It wouldn't let me install GIMP either... heap o' crap.

Watch out for the icy patch.

Yay I made a GTA reference without saying a word!

Sorry this is late guy and girl.

The Ultimate Fighting Hero Guy.

Inspired by the incredible Exterminus Now (see my favourite webcomics list for linkage)
I have considered what would be needed to create the ultimate fighting hero guy.
Remember you can always click on these things for a closer view (I realise the writing is tiny).






And hey! Go Frap yourself!

Accessibility

Its probably worth pointing out that there is no such plug-in for Zone Alarm, and I don't think you can get plug-ins for Zone Alarm anyway...

I'd like to warn my many thousands of readers (yes Arwen & Deaddrop, this means you) that I wont be posting a web-comic next week.
Stupid exams.

I'd also like to say hello to anyone who followed my links from the DMZ website.
And to anyone who did so, I will answer you first question: No, there isn't any porn here.

Living Off The Fat'a The Lan'.

I've now played through enough of Mario Kart DS to confirm two things:
1. Its the best Mario Kart, ever.
2. It does not feature Koopa Troopa.

Poor little bugger...

Don't cross Gabriel

Gabriel see's off The Old Testament with a whack.

Such An Idiot.

Saw impressive graphics on a display nextbox for the first time a couple of days ago, it was playing the Nurburgring Nordscheife and it looked beautiful.
Laughably the console crashed before the player had completed a circuit.

So I still don't want one.

On a more depressing note i got Animal Crossing DS in the mail and it rocks! The incredible fun of mundane tasks! But it has crashed three/four times so far already.
I think its the first time I've seen a Nintendo game crash offline. Very depressing.
My friend codes for Mario Kart and Animal Crossing are available on request.

Sorry

I'm going to be a bit late with this week's comic. And the piece which was supposed to serve as fill for just such an emergency has mysteriously dissapeared.

So go watch this instead.

Feel The Love...

I lost the first frame. Or first three frames. And I had to redraw it, that sucked.
I was happier with the original.
Next week we will have a Christmas Disaster. Unless their is Christmas Miracle.
You'll just have to wait and see.

P.S. Doesn't Dora look like a character from Timesplitters in todays Questionable Content?

The Nintendo Difference

Battlefield 2 Guide Part 2

There are three kinds of people in this game:

The Good,
The N00bAnd The Idiot...

Mario Kart kicks ass! I'm so glad to finally have it! And look! I still managed to shove out a webcomic! its a November Miracle!
My friend code detail are in the "Need some Ankhwatcher in your life".
Have fun out there kids.

P.S. I just joined some webcomic rating thingie. Just click this: