I chloroformed my date!

Every thing was going great!
I had just finished my plate!
It was getting quite late...
Then I Chloroformed my date!

Will her father relate?
No! He will demonstrate his hate!
So now I concentrate...
On getting my story straight!

-Ankhwatcher

Make a rhyme for the word Voodoo

That? Why thats just...

VOODOO

Buts its the bad kind of voodoo,
That which you do,
And aparthied that was bad too!
Someone had to

Take a powerful Stand!
Hand in hand
And it was they who did demand
Make IT BANNED!

(yes, you are correct. There is no point to this.)