The Cessna Song

A cessna is something one may see up above!
But it is by no means as graceful as a dove.
It is in a Cessna that many learn to fly,
But a Cessna is a thing which rarely stays in the sky!

They crash! They smash! They bash!
They Crumple and they Cripple!
And many a pilot has made a hash
And caused quite a ripple!
-Ankhwatcher

Do feel free to add to The Cessna Song.

Happy St. Patricks Week!

The Monday Morning Macarana

Every Monday in College the students consume vast quantities of Coffee viewing this through my eyelids (the coffee serves a purpose) I took some quick notes about the dance steps that the cycle of coffee dependence takes... I have constructed a simple diagram which explains this... WARNING: The wiggling of hips may cause injury.

Filler #1

I couldn't think of a good idea for a webcomic this week so here is some filler.
I realise it was somewhat pessimistic to call this Filler #1!